16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my shit smells like andre
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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