week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
True strength comes from lack of pants
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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