when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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