i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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