This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
