I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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