yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he shaved USA in his pubs
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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