i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize