If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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