I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
