No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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