Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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