Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
