when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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