Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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