Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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