WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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