im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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