you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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