Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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