I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Floor bacon is actually really good
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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