dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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