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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

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  962=my?

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  Yeah.i

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  operation have a gay friend backfired

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• (347): View more from New York

  your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila

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• (917): View more from New York City

  On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck

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• (607): View more from New York

  Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"

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