you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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