u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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