PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
