I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
