This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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