I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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