And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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