love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
