u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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