I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize
