then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
