but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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