I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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