I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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