Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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