john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
