Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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