Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Randomize
