you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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