...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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