you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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