what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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