Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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