Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I won't apologize to a one balled man
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
this hospital has no fireball
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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