tell your sister to shave her snatch
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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