what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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