Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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