Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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