so that wasnt chicken after all
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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