Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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