I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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