Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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