That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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