My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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